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With 12 days till Christmas

Last night the Backbone Radio audience was subjected to some wretched holiday doggerel performed by Kathleen LeCrone and me. Mercifully the composition was recited, for the most part, rather than sung. Without waiting for popular demand, we hereby provide you the lyrics. Aren't they an improvement on the timeworn leaping lords, French hens, partridges and pear trees?

If you can improve further on what's here, by all means post a comment.

With 12 days till Christmas, my listeners gave to me…

12 Looney liberals

11 Forwarded emails

10 Obama bumper stickers

9 Palin tee shirts

8 Limbaugh coffee mugs

7 Carbon footprints

6 Wall Street bailouts

5 Electoral College diplomas

4 Regifted neckties

3 Hybrid vehicles

2 Democrats named Clinton

… And one newborn baby in the manger!

Wishing you a very merry Christmas from all of us at Backbone Radio and BackboneAmerica.net.

John, Kathleen, Matt, Krista, Joshua, Karen, Matt, and Joan

Radio host's mission of mercy

Looking out the airplane window, on about the twelfth hour of a fourteen hour flight to Ethiopia, the hazy streak of water I’d been watching suddenly divided in the Sahara dust. The map suggested we were flying over Khartoum, where the White Nile and the Blue Nile become simply the Nile, en route to Cairo. As the plane followed the White branch southeast towards Ethiopia, it began to sink in that our team of twenty-plus health care volunteers was getting pretty far from home.

With two dentists, two plastic surgeons, one obstetrician and an assortment of nurses and students, the International Medical Relief team arrived in Addis Ababa and then flew to our destination of Mekele, a remote city in Northern Ethiopia not far from the Red Sea. It was August 2008.

Walking into the Mekele Hospital the next day, we found several hundred prospective patients on hand to welcome the Americans. Word had gotten out, with demand for health care apparently quite profound in one of the poorest regions of the eighth poorest nation on earth.

I was informed that 305 individuals had gathered around the dental clinic, marking a spectacle of chaos. The dental team lugged its bags and suitcases through the crowd and into the clinic, laid out instruments, set up a sterilization area and started the screening process.

Along with Dr. Don Vollmer of Castle Rock, and Keren Etzion, a pre-dental student from New York, we took down each name and set up basic treatment plans and arranged general appointment times for the week ahead. We were joined by two capable Ethiopian dental technicians and eight nurses who rotated into the clinic.

Over the next five days we worked our way through the list of patients. One after another, with subsequent patients thronging the doorway. The most necessary procedure, by far, was the extraction. Some patients required scaling and debridement – with periodontal disease almost universal in the area – and some inquired about fillings. On the occasional tooth which afforded reasonable access to a spoon excavator, we carefully placed Geristore dual-cure restorations and hoped for the best.

The dental chair was a creaky 1973 Dental-Ease model which could be moved up and down if you held the wires just right around the plug-in. A bent-arm lamp was used to help with lighting, though my battery-pack loupe light attachment proved indispensable.

It was a definite jolt to the standard dental routine to find myself working in a small, hot room with a dozen spectators around the chair chattering in Tigrigna, with dozens more clamoring outside waiting to get in. Working during the August monsoon season, a string of afternoon rain storms battered the tin roof of the clinic, offering the sensation of doing dentistry to the sound of machine-gun fire overhead.

The electricity often went out during these storms, leaving the clinic room completely dark save for a beam of LED light between my forehead and the tooth I happened to be working on. As the days went by, focused and intense, I realized I had stopped noticing when the power had gone off – just kept on working away.

Though many of the Ethiopian patients were living with staggering levels of suffering, in terms of their dental and overall health, I was amazed by their optimism and good cheer. Quick to smile, quick to laugh, you wouldn’t imagine that Ethiopians have endured the history of famine, war, and dictatorship that they have.

I’m not exactly sure what to make of that, nor am I sure how best to respond to such scenes of hope and heartbreak, courage and happiness against the odds. But I do hope to find time to work again in Ethiopia someday, and am thankful for the chance to have spent some days in the Mekele Hospital last August.

Matt Dunn, D.D.S., is a founding partner and frequent cohost on Backbone Radio. He practices dentistry in Denver at the Cody Dental Group.

'Told them to shove their offer'

The hall at the Marriott DTC held 1500, and there were that many more outside in an overflow room, for Monday night's kickoff event on the Battleground States Talkers' Tour, sponsored by 710 KNUS and featuring Salem national radio hosts Michael Medved, Dennis Prager, and Hugh Hewitt. Lacking the time to write a full report -- I'm too busy inventorying shoes for Palin, ogling feet in mouth for Biden, and enjoying the ever-peeling layers of Obama's hard-left taped pronouncements -- I offer only these jottings to give an idea of the rollicking 90 minutes that sent Denver-area Republicans home ready for a final push to Nov. 4

** Navy Captain Charlie Plumb, who had John McCain as a flight instructor and was later in a Hanoi prison with him, recalled McCain's defiance of torture and psy-war tactics by their captors. When given a chance for early release in violation of honor code, Plumb said, Mac "told them to shove their offer." Such is the strength of character, the ex-POW added, that we need in the next president.

** Bob Schaffer spoke eloquently about his vision for serving Colorado in the US Senate, quoting a long passage from the earlier part of Patrick Henry's famous "Give me liberty" speech in 1775 and joking Elway-style that adverse polls mean "we've got Mark Udall right where we want him."

** Secretary of State Mike Coffman pitched his congressional candidacy with a pledge to resist, if necessary, spineless Republican colleagues as strongly as Tancredo has done. Odd angle to take in front of a party gathering, but such are the times we live in.

** "Politics come and go, but entitlements are forever," Medved warned. If Obama and the Dems win a sweep next week, taking back Congress in 2010 or the White House in 2012 won't suffice to stop all kinds of economic redistribution and moral rollbacks that will become untouchable even when the GOP returns to power.

** Prager said it's no wonder liberals want to change America - they view it as an unjust society and a warmonger, a negative force in people's lives both here and abroad. Since in fact it's just the opposite, Dennis said, we reject their prescription of fundamental change. He also remarked, "Christians are the backbone of America. You can't say it about yourselves, so here's this Jewish American saying it for you."

** Hewitt, tasked with closing the sale and motivating the faithful, spoke to the question, "Are you all in?" To illustrate "all in," he related the story of Benjamin Franklin, well over 70, about to sail for France to represent the newborn and embattled United States, liquidating his investments and giving every dime to the US treasury. Let that be the standard, said Hugh, for GOP efforts, donations, and morale from now until the last vote is counted.

Fred Eshelman, a North Carolina businessman, took the stage briefly to talk about his new conservative website and TV ad campaign, RightChange.com. Salem Communications CEO Ed Atsinger was present but didn't speak. He's funding the talkers tour, with help from Eshelman, as it rolls on from here to Minneapolis, Cleveland, Philadelphia, and two stops in Florida.

Talk radio stars headed here

Conservative radio hosts Michael Medved, Dennis Prager, and Hugh Hewitt, my colleagues on 710 KNUS, will speak at a voter turnout rally next Monday, Oct. 27, at the Marriott DTC Hotel, I-25 & Belleview, starting at 7pm. It's free and open to the public. I'll be there, hope you will too. It's the first stop of a five-state fly-in for the righty talkers trio during the final week of election 2008, sponsored by Salem Communications, their syndication company. From Denver, Medved, Prager, and Hewitt will barnstorm at additional battleground stops in Minnesota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Florida.

Townhall.com, Salem's political site where all three also write columns, has more details about the Oct. 27 rally and the whole tour, linked here.

It doesn't take a crystal ball to predict that here in Colorado they'll draw a sharp contrast between McCain and Obama, and between Schaffer and Udall, maybe just slightly leaning toward the Republican in each case.

And the tour will probably draw extra motivation from the on-air admission by Sen. Jeff Bingaman (D-NM) this week that Dems will reinstate the (Un) Fairness Doctrine next year if they can, effectively muzzling conservative talk radio.

He's worked with Gov. Palin

"Sarah Barracuda" is as impressive with political and policy associates close-up as she is from media glimpses at a distance, my radio listeners were told on 8/31. Listen to the podcast here. Mead Treadwell, who helps lead an Alaska think tank, told us at length in a phone interview from Anchorage about his years of interaction with Sarah Palin when she was mayor of Wasilla and more recently governor of the state.

Posting of that night's full audio on our website is delayed while Kathleen LeCrone is away at RNC St. Paul, so here's the half-hour with Treadwell on Palin, courtesy of Joshua Sharf's website.